Day 23 – Something that makes you feel better
Jag förstår int riktigt denhär rubriken. Men nånting som alltid får mej att må bättre när jag e lessen, arg eller tycker mitt liv suger så far jag på http://www.fmylife.com/. Då får man bekräftat att man åtminstone int har det värst höhö. Om int de hjälper brukar jag spela gitarr och sjunga tills det blir bättre eller tills mamma & pappa / nån av mina syskon ber mej att sluta med mitt vrålande. Och sova massor med timmar, eller fa och gnälla och gråta åt mamma. Då blir jag en lycklig flicka igen!
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
Japp, mitt liv suger definitivt int nåmera :)
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